I'm not dead.

Who's that? Curt Fraser of the Grand Rapids Griffins! Rocking a MiniMed!

Winning.

 This is today. I ran out of insulin at lunch... Because it was 11.25 units... This was at 12:30, and I got home about two hours later to this:

Pretty sure Charlie Sheen would call that 'WINNING'. I've got a no-hitter right now too.

It's low calorie. Why doesn't it say ZERO calorie? Please answer, FDA.